Homebrew smells funky as funk itself

Merry Christmas to all!

Once again my parents went overboard with christmas and spoilt us more than they should by far. Kevin got a small pool thing which is really weird looking as the best explination won't explain it (im lazy). But i got 17" Alloys... They are second hand, but still its fucked in the nutter expensive for them. I also have many a spare burnout tyre now... but i don't think i'll be doing that on the old rims since i can probably sell them.

I also started my homebrewing that was kevins(my) present to me. Man that stuff smells like ass when your putting all the shit in, i'm not entirely confident with how well it will work this time, i think i might have contaminated it, and yeast will cause any bacteria in it to spread like buggery. But hopefully we will have gotten the hang of it after the first trial and next time it will taste better... It only takes 4-7 days to ferment too (Y). So we can drink some on new years eve... Free beer from me to all. Or free fermented slop for all.

I reckon it will take 3 batches and perhaps ia helping hand next time so it isnt exposed to air for as long. Anywho i bid thee a jolly day and night on the aniversiry of the birth of our fictional messiah.