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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

A billion people died on the news tonight.

I read panda's blog for once, seems erins link still works... stole this:

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Married still but seperated.
2) Vegetarian?
Never
3) Heaven?
Good song, thats about it.
4)Come close to dying?
As a baby.
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Necklace and bracelet. I Take my rings off when i sleep and shower.
6) Why are you so sexy?
I can't help it, i was born this way.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
No
8)Makeup?
Pfft
9) Were you the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationship?
Usually the dumper... I'm a serial monogamist.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Doubt it.
11) What do you wear to bed?
Boxers
13) Can you roll your tongue?
Yep
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
No, occasionally other people pluck and hair that tries to grow between them and usually try to pluck more. Stupid wemen
15) What kind of watch(es)?
my mobile.
16) Abortion?
yep
17) Hair color?
Black
18) Future child's name?
If its a boy i'd want to name if after myself. If it's a girl i'd ask my wife if she wanted it named after her.
19) Do you snore?
When i sleep somewhere awkward or have a cold.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Hawaii
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I'd prefer something real to cuddle
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Quit my job. Buy my stingray. Buy a bottle of expensive champagne and a bottle of jonnie blue and celebrate.
29) When's the last time you cried?
Fuck... my grandpa's funeral.
30) Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Not in a happy way
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Tresspassing, multiple speedings, canary, was going to be witness for rob adn kyle smashing that guys face in outside flannies.
33) Believe in Santa?
What age is this quiz aimed at..
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Probably... i wonder if i answer myself
35) Beach or pool?
Beach!
36) Can you cross your eyes??
Yep
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Couldnt say. The all time favourite has always been greenday. But the current song is probably something nickelback
38) Window seat or aisle?
Window
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Whats truly successful? if it were truly successful, then i would still be in it. Perhaps the question should read Are you in a truly etc..
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Never watched either. Jerry Springer
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind?
I would admit it if i got it. But i dont think i would.
44) How long does your shower lasts?
Varies extremely.
45) Do you drive a stick?
Nope
46) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream
47) Self-conscious?
Always
48)What time do you get up?
Between 6 and 3 sometime
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Nope
50) When was your first crush?
Grade 5.
51) Where do you wish you were?
Floating through space
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I'm a heartbreaker
53) Ever been given a ring?
All my jewlery is gifts
55) Last gift you received?
Christmas
56) Last sport you played?
Volleyball
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
Petrol, alcohol
58) Where do you live?
Langy
59) High School you attend(ed)?
Karingal.
60.) Last wedding you attended?
My uncles when i was like 7
61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
Subway ;), or kfc
62) Where do you work?
Safeway
63) Can you cook?
If it comes with extremely detailed instructions and is ready in 15 minutes or less.
64) Most hated food:
Onion
65) Can you sing?
Hell no. I try to though :S
66) Last kiss?
Random tequilla chick...?
67) Last concert attended?
Never have. Hopefully soon
68) Favorite Alcoholic(s)?
Hrmm is that meant to be alcoholic beverage?.. i'll assume so and say not sure, probably vodka.
69) Current crush?
Everyone knows.

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
A gentleman never tells :P
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
I don't even know what half of them are, don't do drugs.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
She really doesnt count i reckon, but i spose she technically was a gf for a little while so yes
4. Ever paid for sex?
Never
5. Ever been married?
no
6. Ever been divorced?
yes
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?
I'm not a very sexually orientated person. I suppose one in which i dont have to do anything.
8. Do you own any guns?
Only the grape gun
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
no...
10. Ever been to rehab?
No
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
See above photo. Thats about it.
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
Bah
13. What size are your breasts/dick?
about 18A and i dont have a ruler handy but i got no complaints
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Stupid chuck norris phase. It's stupid
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
None.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
Since becoming an adult? :P
17. How many states have you lived in?
1, though two countries. :D Scotland doesnt have states.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Hmm, do swords count
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
ooh. There are so many, yet so few come to mind at the moment. I'll have to come back to that
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
pfft
23. Ever been paid for sex?
pfft
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
these questions are getting notably worse
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
No..
26. What is your IQ?
Higher than most. Never done a legit one but internet ones usually give me in the top half a percent or whatever their highest thing is. between 130 and 150 on the ones ive done.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
Never heard of him
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Probably or there wouldnt have been such a fuss. but who cares
29. Fake tits or real tits???
Fake tits are for fake people.
30. Ever watch someone die?
I couldnt.
30. Name your favorite beer?
Usually i would say grolsh. But i think james squire amber ale is pretty good, i'll go with squire.

1 Comments:

Blogger Steve said...

Lol, i love number 31, great answer :P

4:13 PM  

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