Fortunate Fool
Well last night was one of those nights out that belong in a class of their own. Despite the fact that everyone abandoned me at jd's i had the best night out. Right from the irish dancing at 7.00 to waking up next to a hot, sweet 18 year old blonde chick. :P Ok so lets start from the begininning.
There are so many stories that i keep remembering, i dont know where to start. There was the pint of heinekin that me and ben took turns drinking out of just passing it back and forth grinning until we finished it reasonabley fast which was probably the point in the night when i went from the line of drunk to shitfaced. After that we went to jd's where we were extremely loud, especially me. Fudgey held his lighter on a glass for long enough to make it fucking hot then said to me "dont touch that glass its hot" so i said dont be stupid, and rambled on about the heat capacity of glass and other quasi-intelligent sounding things then picked up the glass... screamed and dropped the glass to which the 1 cm drop onto the table was enough to shatter it because it was so hot. Then went behind the bar and got ice for my hand, and um i'm not entirely sure what i did with the ice afterwards, i hope i didnt put it back with the rest to end up in someones drink :S. I don't think i did.
I'm sure other people will have to tell me what happened at jd's because i dont remember much more than that. There was daytona which fudgey overtook me in the last second and beat me :(. I know at one point after everyone left me at jd's i was talking to some people, not sure who... But someone commented on some chick being hot and i was thinking to myself i know that guy she is with(kev from target), i think i can be really suave here. So i stand up (somehow) say "Watch this" walk over to them and put my arms around the both of them. Words were exchanged, kev suggested i buy a round of drinks so i decided that jd's was going to shout us a round of jager-bombs. Something else happened... and i found myself talking to this chick Ash, for the rest of the night... At some point i had her phone number in my phone, i'm not entirely sure about the details of that. But i remember phoning her phone at one point i think it was just my way of putting my number in her phone... but instead she answered it and was trying to figure out who was on the phone "hello. Hello.... Who is this?" while im saying "im sitting in front of you", no less than 40cm from her face with my phone to my ear. she kept saying how she couldnt hear and she hung up. So i called her again to see if she caught on... and again she answered her phone again and it took a while before she realised what i was on about.
There was also the yoda... she insisted that she can drink anything and is fine. So i explained to her that if i make a yoda she wont say that again.... So i did.
Not long after we finished the yoda, very similarly to the pint me and ben had actually, we went back over to flannies. Which lasted maybe 15 mins at the most before ash was asked to leave because she was passed out on me on a seat. So instead of saying thats it lets get to a taxi she insisted on sleeping in a nook at the side of flannies while lying against/on me. To which i got many a strange look and comments and alot of people probably thought i was trying to take advantage of her... though still nobody stopped to find out. Though a few people did ask how old she was because she looks quite young and well you probably can see how it looks... I felt almost like quagmire when i was assuring them "She's 18. I swear to god"
By the time i got her into a cab we were trying to direct the cabby to her place, but all we had was the adress on her ID which me nor the cabby knew where it was and when we asked her which way to go she just said i dont care and went to sleep on the back seat of the cab. So i just told the cabby to head to langwarrin.
I think both of us woke up with a shock though. You don't expect to see someone in your bed when you wake up hungover.... but even moreso you dont expect to wake up and not know what suburb you're in.
I like her, she is really nice. I might have to message her later tonight since she is meant to be going out tonight to.
If nothing else at least it's good for the self-confidence.
There are so many stories that i keep remembering, i dont know where to start. There was the pint of heinekin that me and ben took turns drinking out of just passing it back and forth grinning until we finished it reasonabley fast which was probably the point in the night when i went from the line of drunk to shitfaced. After that we went to jd's where we were extremely loud, especially me. Fudgey held his lighter on a glass for long enough to make it fucking hot then said to me "dont touch that glass its hot" so i said dont be stupid, and rambled on about the heat capacity of glass and other quasi-intelligent sounding things then picked up the glass... screamed and dropped the glass to which the 1 cm drop onto the table was enough to shatter it because it was so hot. Then went behind the bar and got ice for my hand, and um i'm not entirely sure what i did with the ice afterwards, i hope i didnt put it back with the rest to end up in someones drink :S. I don't think i did.
I'm sure other people will have to tell me what happened at jd's because i dont remember much more than that. There was daytona which fudgey overtook me in the last second and beat me :(. I know at one point after everyone left me at jd's i was talking to some people, not sure who... But someone commented on some chick being hot and i was thinking to myself i know that guy she is with(kev from target), i think i can be really suave here. So i stand up (somehow) say "Watch this" walk over to them and put my arms around the both of them. Words were exchanged, kev suggested i buy a round of drinks so i decided that jd's was going to shout us a round of jager-bombs. Something else happened... and i found myself talking to this chick Ash, for the rest of the night... At some point i had her phone number in my phone, i'm not entirely sure about the details of that. But i remember phoning her phone at one point i think it was just my way of putting my number in her phone... but instead she answered it and was trying to figure out who was on the phone "hello. Hello.... Who is this?" while im saying "im sitting in front of you", no less than 40cm from her face with my phone to my ear. she kept saying how she couldnt hear and she hung up. So i called her again to see if she caught on... and again she answered her phone again and it took a while before she realised what i was on about.
There was also the yoda... she insisted that she can drink anything and is fine. So i explained to her that if i make a yoda she wont say that again.... So i did.
Not long after we finished the yoda, very similarly to the pint me and ben had actually, we went back over to flannies. Which lasted maybe 15 mins at the most before ash was asked to leave because she was passed out on me on a seat. So instead of saying thats it lets get to a taxi she insisted on sleeping in a nook at the side of flannies while lying against/on me. To which i got many a strange look and comments and alot of people probably thought i was trying to take advantage of her... though still nobody stopped to find out. Though a few people did ask how old she was because she looks quite young and well you probably can see how it looks... I felt almost like quagmire when i was assuring them "She's 18. I swear to god"
By the time i got her into a cab we were trying to direct the cabby to her place, but all we had was the adress on her ID which me nor the cabby knew where it was and when we asked her which way to go she just said i dont care and went to sleep on the back seat of the cab. So i just told the cabby to head to langwarrin.
I think both of us woke up with a shock though. You don't expect to see someone in your bed when you wake up hungover.... but even moreso you dont expect to wake up and not know what suburb you're in.
I like her, she is really nice. I might have to message her later tonight since she is meant to be going out tonight to.
If nothing else at least it's good for the self-confidence.
posted by Steve at 3:39 PM
3 Comments:
I don't think you ever got that ice dude. I saw you go to get it, and saw you get distracted on the way, then I remember you talking to people lots, but I don't recall you actually ever getting it. You might have at some point though. *shrug*
no i definately had ice... i had a huge chunk of it and stood in the side room behind the bar with it.
lol... that it awesome. Especially the quagmire part.
Fucking hell, lucky bastard :P
Oh well i guess ur off the hook now
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