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Dialogue from the da vinci code

"They still talk of my Julius Caesar. I'm certain nobody has ever performed the first scene of Act Three with more dedication."

"I thought Caesar was dead in that scene."

"Yes, but my toga tore open when I fell, and I had to lie on stage for half an hour with my todger hanging out. Even so, I never moved a muscle. I was brilliant I tell you."