When I paint my masterpiece

I swear I'll show you first..

Ok my last post seems to have started a quite controversial discussion which i didnt mean to start... so if you look over at the links I have put up a general discussion comment page where perhaps the comments can trail off into if they are still going after the post scrolls off the screen.

In other news, who wants to write the story of my life.
Does anyone else ever think how cool it would be if you wrote a story of your life? There are so many things that happen in ordinary life that is more interesting than half the plots they come up with for movies recently. Nothing really in specific is interesting. But we have tons of strange stories already and i'm sure we will have hundreds more in the years to come. Even the stories my mum has told me about my family. She was considering writing them all out in a readable fashion. I might try to convince her to actually do that, it would be a great thing to pass down to generations to come. A family history of the weird and wonderful things we did. Right from the poverty of my great grandparents to my uncles getting insurance for two stolen cars then up to us getting caught tresspassing.

When you think that no-one is there to hold your hand...

When everythings made to be broken...

I just want you to hold my hand.

Well sticking with the strange reference/analogy thing.... Should I play another round? Or try a different game...



Although I still wish I could speak to Gemma so I suppose it wouldnt be fair either way. I just don't know how I'm supposed to meet people. I know I complain about it all the time but there are no bloody chicks in my course at all. As much as we like to fool ourselves; chicks don't dig physics. I just don't think there is anyone else out there like me. I don't think that they'd understand.

Dear Diary

Last night I jumped out of a moving car and I lay on the grass watching the stars.

24.... Bust.

Dealer Wins...

Gamble Everything

Well I did it... I managed to send her a message. Now I get to not sleep tonight. *sigh*

I suppose it's a start. You need to get to know as many people as possible even if nothing comes of it if you want to achive burnination.

Judgement Day

You are a Judge!
(Dominant Introverted Concrete Thinker)

You are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you solve complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think that you don't act irrationally a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.


I decided to do The spark's personality test again since i used to aways get the same thing cos i've done it several times in the last 6 years or so... it was always buisinessman... It seems even thespark has noticed a change in me.

I wrote a song for you...

And all the things you do.

I have decided I am definately easily infactuated. (Also i've decided you are too fudge, no offense intended)

I tend to like people way too quick. I just don't think I like the single life very much at all. It's just that when I'm with people they make me want the single life but I think thats just because I get sick of people too fast. Hmm I dont think i feel like posting anymore. I dont know myself well enough to write my feelings down accurately.


It was called Yellow

Fortunate Fool

Well last night was one of those nights out that belong in a class of their own. Despite the fact that everyone abandoned me at jd's i had the best night out. Right from the irish dancing at 7.00 to waking up next to a hot, sweet 18 year old blonde chick. :P Ok so lets start from the begininning.

There are so many stories that i keep remembering, i dont know where to start. There was the pint of heinekin that me and ben took turns drinking out of just passing it back and forth grinning until we finished it reasonabley fast which was probably the point in the night when i went from the line of drunk to shitfaced. After that we went to jd's where we were extremely loud, especially me. Fudgey held his lighter on a glass for long enough to make it fucking hot then said to me "dont touch that glass its hot" so i said dont be stupid, and rambled on about the heat capacity of glass and other quasi-intelligent sounding things then picked up the glass... screamed and dropped the glass to which the 1 cm drop onto the table was enough to shatter it because it was so hot. Then went behind the bar and got ice for my hand, and um i'm not entirely sure what i did with the ice afterwards, i hope i didnt put it back with the rest to end up in someones drink :S. I don't think i did.

I'm sure other people will have to tell me what happened at jd's because i dont remember much more than that. There was daytona which fudgey overtook me in the last second and beat me :(. I know at one point after everyone left me at jd's i was talking to some people, not sure who... But someone commented on some chick being hot and i was thinking to myself i know that guy she is with(kev from target), i think i can be really suave here. So i stand up (somehow) say "Watch this" walk over to them and put my arms around the both of them. Words were exchanged, kev suggested i buy a round of drinks so i decided that jd's was going to shout us a round of jager-bombs. Something else happened... and i found myself talking to this chick Ash, for the rest of the night... At some point i had her phone number in my phone, i'm not entirely sure about the details of that. But i remember phoning her phone at one point i think it was just my way of putting my number in her phone... but instead she answered it and was trying to figure out who was on the phone "hello. Hello.... Who is this?" while im saying "im sitting in front of you", no less than 40cm from her face with my phone to my ear. she kept saying how she couldnt hear and she hung up. So i called her again to see if she caught on... and again she answered her phone again and it took a while before she realised what i was on about.

There was also the yoda... she insisted that she can drink anything and is fine. So i explained to her that if i make a yoda she wont say that again.... So i did.

Not long after we finished the yoda, very similarly to the pint me and ben had actually, we went back over to flannies. Which lasted maybe 15 mins at the most before ash was asked to leave because she was passed out on me on a seat. So instead of saying thats it lets get to a taxi she insisted on sleeping in a nook at the side of flannies while lying against/on me. To which i got many a strange look and comments and alot of people probably thought i was trying to take advantage of her... though still nobody stopped to find out. Though a few people did ask how old she was because she looks quite young and well you probably can see how it looks... I felt almost like quagmire when i was assuring them "She's 18. I swear to god"

By the time i got her into a cab we were trying to direct the cabby to her place, but all we had was the adress on her ID which me nor the cabby knew where it was and when we asked her which way to go she just said i dont care and went to sleep on the back seat of the cab. So i just told the cabby to head to langwarrin.

I think both of us woke up with a shock though. You don't expect to see someone in your bed when you wake up hungover.... but even moreso you dont expect to wake up and not know what suburb you're in.

I like her, she is really nice. I might have to message her later tonight since she is meant to be going out tonight to.

If nothing else at least it's good for the self-confidence.

Some random facts.

When a certain type of earthworm is exposed to a certain level of radiaton they reproduce sexually instead of asexually. Ie. they have sex and lay eggs as opposed to spliting in half and regenerating. Unexplicable at time of publishing of what im reading from from. Not sure if they have figured it out yet.


There used to be a type of flightless bird in new zealand a few hundred years ago which was much like an emu only it was about 200kg. Strange enough there was a bigger bird, an eagle with wingspan of 3 metres weighing 14 kg that ripped these giant birds appart and fed on them.


Well i got several more interesting facts, and since i kept reading the magazine for far too long i seem to have forgotten many interesting ones so i'll leave you with that until i read more.

In other news; I am turning my cupboard doors into blackboards so i have room to work out my uni shit on. Paper pissed me off because its a pain to figure out whats going on when it extend over several pages. Hoorah!

St. Pats day on friday, drunkeness for all.

I was watching an old man trying to hurry across the road the other day and i felt sorry for him... while i was sitting waiting at the traffic lines watching him scurry across the road in such a way that reminded me of a leprachaun i thought; he was once the same age as me he was once planning his future and having the time of his life.


Life is short. Dont waste it.

Poor Johnny

Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4

If every shared and swallowed their pride

My calf muscles hurt from dancing too much, my throat hurts from singing too much and my stomache hurts from drinking too much. Overall it was a good night.

Except for my embarrassing dancing, i don't think i did anything out of line last night too. Hoorah. Also hoorah for not doing shots all night.

It was good that everyone actually came out and had fun for once, except maybe sean. :P

Everyone left bit by bit during the course of the night and I'm pretty sure myself and fudge were the last to leave. I got home at the back of four.... (4.15 or there abouts)

Ok i'm bored of blogging because i forgot about it for two hours

These quizzes suck but im bored

>NICKNAMES?: ye

>SINGLE OR TAKEN?: single

>BIRTHDAY?: 22 april

>ZODIAC SIGN?: tauros

>AGE?: 19

>HAIR?: Black

>WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: Franga

>WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: purple

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?: Filling out a quiz

>WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID?: fell asleep on the couch

>WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: General untidyness

>WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE OUT WITH?: Amy/fudge
>IF U WERE A TOY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I am a toy. :P

>WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Wherever she wants. (Or to a remote beach somewhere)

>WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: Somebody who loves me, and i love in return.

>HOWS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?:Night

>LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?: Sean

>LAST PERSON WHO TEXT YOU: Sean

>LAST PERSON YOU TEXT: Heather

>DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: No one sent me it.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK A TOBLERONE IS?: Some kind of peculiar structure

>U WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Clothes

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: yeh

>WHAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN TO YOU?: I've never been able to take advice very well.

>DO U OWN A VEHICLE?: yes

>HAVE YOU EVER WON A SPECIAL AWARD?: Depends on the context of special.

>WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?: Tomorrow I intend on waking up at 7am so i can get to uni on time...

>FAVOURITE FOOD?: Depends what i feel like... probably chicken parma... i'm adicted

>FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club

>LAST FILM YOU SAW AT CINEMA?: Jarhead

>FAVE BOYS COLOGNE: D&G

>FAVE GIRLS PERFUME: meh

>DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?: I like to try to dance. I would however like to dance.

>ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK ANYONE OUT?: So much so that I hate myself for it

>IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I wouldnt

>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yeh.

>WHAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?: Hmmm... do i put names in here?

>DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: Neither. Both are cliche and boring

>CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?: Christmas...

>LUST OR LOVE?: love

>KISSES OR HUGS?: Hugs

>IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I wish i had more self-conidence

>WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR PYJAMAS: The same colour as whatever underwear i happened to be wearing that day

>WHAT COLOUR'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?: I think its green

>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?: Its passing time like it intended. Though its no different from any other quiz i've done

>DO U WANT UR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: Pft.

>WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: pfft

>WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: pfft

>FAVE PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Smile... is that a part? You can tell everything about a person by their smile.

>WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Scared.

>WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: Sleeping

>ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR WICKED??: Love em.

>HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU LET THE PHONE RING BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT?: Until the answering machine gets it. Unless ur talking about my mobile, which is as quick as possible.

>IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Norma Jeane Mortensen

>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Rockstar

>IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: The volume contained in the glass exists as a superposition of states between empty and full.

>WHATS YOUR FAVE NUMBER?: it was 12, though i dont have one now.


ON GIRLS FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT (for guys only)

>THONG OR KNICKERS: Either way.

>LONG OR SHORT HAIR: Depends.

>TALL OR SHORT: normal height for a chick.

>BREASTS OR BUM?: nice ass...

>BRAINS OR BEAUTY?: Depends on what it was for... beauty can only hide stupidity for so long. Both are a must.

>TAN OR FAIR?: Fair


FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ON GUYS

>BOXERS OR Y FRONTS:

>DARK OR FAIR:

>TALL OR SMALL:

>MOST IMPORTANT PHYSICAL FEATURE:


>CHOCOLATE - WHITE OR MILK?: Neither

>ROOT BEER OR DOCTOR PEPPER?: Root beer

>MUD OR JELLY WRESTLING?: Jelly

>SKIING OR BOARDING?: Haven't tried either. I think boarding would be cooler

>DAY OR NIGHT?: Both

>SUMMER OR WINTER?: Both

>CAKE OR PIE?: Pie!

>SILVER OR GOLD?: Gold

>DIAMONDS OR PEARLS?: Diamonds

>SUNRISE OR SUNSET?: Sunset.

>HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE?: Possibly. My big toe hasnt been able to move for like 6 months

>DO YOU WEAR RINGS?: yes

>DO YOU HATE ANYONE: Yes, though not many people.

>ARE YOU LOUD OR QUIET: Either, depends on mood.

>DO U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: Not nearly often enough.

The trouble with me, I've got a head full of fuck!

I'm a basket case...

I don't think I can handle being alone. But I don't handle being in a relationship all that well either. Maybe there isn't anybody who is suited to me, I think I just try to cling onto anyone I can avoid being single. I like the term "serial monogamist".

So I want to be with someone, but I can't do anything about that. I'm still hung on Gemma (more commonly referred to as "the subway chick") but I know I'll never get the balls to talk to her. Perhaps thats why I develope a crush on whoever likes me, it makes it easier to talk to people.

alright have to cut it short because im being kicked off

Just to be the next to be with you...

Well I survived a sober night once more... Didnt cost me anything except for the 70k's worth of petrol carting everyone about. Though i danced more than all of the guys who were drinking too. My throat hurts heaps from singing and my head hurts from all the smoke and shit there that's blocked my sinuses. Perhaps the hangover isnt actually caused by the alcohol. I have once more realised that 95% of people at pubs and clubs are only there to pick up. Or rather the guys are there to pick up and the girls want the attention for the while that they are there. Then as to who wins is who gets drunkest. This is what I realised on thursday when I reached the point of alcoholism when you just sit and watch everything around you pass by. It was however re-enforced by last nights sobriety too. Especially watching everyone at around 1-1.30 (probably when enough alcohol was in the system for confidence) all the guys started making their moves. Why do we do it?

I got to rescue amy's freind jodie (who has a boyfreind) from two guys who kept hitting on her for ages until one of them picked up erin and amy told the other one that she has a boyfreind. You could see that she was trying to actively ignore them and move away from then whenever possible and they didn't notice at all. People need to stop me from getting that drunk ever again. It's not even that fun being that drunk. It was fun just dancing sober especially since i could actually comprehend what was going on around me...

Continued later since dad showed up and is taking me to lunch


[ EDIT ]

Ok back, kinda forgot i was posting. I think I lost my train of thought. I attached a pvc pipe cold air intake to my car which is melting where some pipes are pushing against it. I'll have to fix that soon otherwise its going to be horriblely disasterous, well maybe not that bad. So I'm back at uni now... kind of strange, i've still not really gotten into it like I said I would. I wish I could but I think the biggest problem I have is that I hate to be alone, so whenever i have time which I could be doing uni work. I come on the internet to talk to people or find anything social I can possibly do. I need to sit down and start writing up some of my physics log book thing. Before tuesday when we continue to do the experiment. Now we don't have set physics labs so to speak. We have 6 hours on a tuesday and 6 hours on a thursday when we are allowed to go into the physics labs and do experiments. As long as we hand in the reports and logs of the experiments on time which is roughly 1 every 3 weeks, or more if you want to get bonus marks which i probably should try to get an extra 2 in.

Oh well it's now dinner time. I'll leave you with this. Someone find me an intelligent, attractive female who will actually like me. I can only ever find girls that satisfy two out of three. And meatloaf was wrong. Two outta three IS bad.

In flowers...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6.55am

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds for sure. They are the most awesome carbon chains ever.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Jarhead

4. What is your favourite TV show? None

5. What did you have for breakfast? Toast

6. What is your middle name? Michael

7. What is your favourite cuisine? Is that just food? or does it have to be fancy? Because i'm going to have to say chicken parma :P

8. What foods do you dislike? Anything thats not fried meat.

9. Your favourite Potato chip? Salt & Vinegar

10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Nickelback - For all the wrong reasons

11. What kind of car do you drive? The beast of a VN :P

12. Favourite sandwich? Subway :P

13. What characteristics do you despise? Dishonesty, Stupidity, Arrogance

14. Favourite item of clothing? Probably my denim shorts.

15. Where in the world, on vacation, would you go? I want to see scotland and ireland and i want to go somewhere tropical too.

16. What color is your bathroom? I'm not checking.

17. Favourite brand of clothing? Whatever looks good. Rusty is usually always good because they have a certain uniqueness to most of their stuff.

18. Where would you want to retire to? I think i'd like to take up sailing and sail to remote places when im retired.

19. Favourite time of day? Dinner Time.

20. Where were you born? Clydebank, Scotland

21. Favourite sport to watch? I can't stand watching any kind of sport.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back? who cares

23. Person you expect to send it back first? see above

24. What laundry detergent do you use? Mum uses whatever she uses, i dont do laundry :P

25. Coke or Pepsi? Coke hands down.

26. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night for sure. My sinuses (however you spell it) are always really flared up in the morning.

27. What size shoe do you wear? 14

28. Do you own any pets? Well that is a depressing question... no, unless you count the bird, though thats kevins pet which seems to like landing on me

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? No

30. What did you want to be when you were little? An actor... then a lawyer.

31. Favourite Candy Bar? None.

32. What is your best childhood memory? Not sure.

33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Only Vinnies and safeway, and there was filling in at JD's a couple of times.

34. What color underwear are you wearing? Hmm from here i can tell that they are black, not sure what they say, could be "taurus" or have a picture of a tiger on them. After much pain trying to view the front of my boxers without undoing my pants; they say taurus

35. Nicknames: Jnr, Steve, Haggis

36. Piercing? Only ear

37. Eye color? Blue

38. Ever been to Africa? Nope

39. Ever been toilet papering? Nope

40. Love someone so much it made you cry? I don't know if that was love but it was defintely crying.

41. Been in a car accident? Nearly died when i was a baby

42. Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon.

43. Favourite day of the week? Any day im off.

44. Favourite restaurant? Never really been to a real restauraunt. Oh. "Canadian Bay Hotel" aka Jack's Bar. DOUBLE CHICKEN PARMA/JUG challenge

45. Favourite flower? Self-raising

46. Favourite ice cream? Something from that ice cream shop in sorrento that i dont know what it was

47. Disney or Warner Brothers? Ugh

48. Favourite fast food restaurant? KFC, Subway

49. What color is your bedroom carpet? Hey i think it might be greenish.

50. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Pfft. It was piss easy

51. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Some random spammer.

52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? hmm... tough one. I think i like fudgeys ferrari dealership idea.

53. What do you do most often when you are bored? Blog, eat junk food, drive somewhere totally random, drive like a maniac

54. Bedtime? When im tired.

55. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? No1

56. Last person you went to dinner with? Probably my dad.

58. What are you listening to right now? Steve Miller Bank - The Joker

59. What is your favourite color? Orange or Purple (No i'm not gay)

60. Lake, Ocean or river? Ocean.

61. How many tattoos do you have? None.

62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg

63. How many people are you sending this Email to? Im sending this post to blogger.

64. Time you finished this e-mail? 11:44pm

Danny boy, this is a showdown.

It has been a while since i've posted here. I suppose there is nothing new to me, well there is. But nothing that anyone could possibly care about. Except things that i don't necesarily want to publish here.

We won volleyball and got trophies! hoorah for other peoples sheer incompotence. We had our first game on the new season on monday on full court in division 4 (we were in division 6 in the "rebound" version) we lost the last set by 1 point. It was so close.

Last night was cool, bowling then the pub... $3.30 for a pint of heineken makes tuesday nights a good time to go out. Tuesdays have cheap everything, hoorah for tight-ass tuesdays.

One thing that i have been wondering recently is how do you meet people when your sober? Like females... Because all i've heard of with people hooking up is people meeting at pubs and clubs. That isnt the real world. I'm almost ready to join the real world i think. It's an eerie feeling, because i don't like the idea of growing up at all, or at least i didnt and have always stood by it. But recently i have been rethinking it. Something that i've heard a few people talk about but not in a group with everyone...

Who will get married first and last and etc? I always put me as one of the last to get married but still intended on it. Though i'm not sure anymore.

I put sean and jason being amongst the last to get married. Perhaps amy one of the first. Hard to say... what do you guys think?



Yee-Ha!