Near death experience

... I call it, post jager-bomb syndrome.

Man today was painful. My sweat was 10-15% alcohol.

A billion people died on the news tonight.

I read panda's blog for once, seems erins link still works... stole this:

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Married still but seperated.
2) Vegetarian?
Never
3) Heaven?
Good song, thats about it.
4)Come close to dying?
As a baby.
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Necklace and bracelet. I Take my rings off when i sleep and shower.
6) Why are you so sexy?
I can't help it, i was born this way.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
No
8)Makeup?
Pfft
9) Were you the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationship?
Usually the dumper... I'm a serial monogamist.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Doubt it.
11) What do you wear to bed?
Boxers
13) Can you roll your tongue?
Yep
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
No, occasionally other people pluck and hair that tries to grow between them and usually try to pluck more. Stupid wemen
15) What kind of watch(es)?
my mobile.
16) Abortion?
yep
17) Hair color?
Black
18) Future child's name?
If its a boy i'd want to name if after myself. If it's a girl i'd ask my wife if she wanted it named after her.
19) Do you snore?
When i sleep somewhere awkward or have a cold.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Hawaii
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I'd prefer something real to cuddle
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Quit my job. Buy my stingray. Buy a bottle of expensive champagne and a bottle of jonnie blue and celebrate.
29) When's the last time you cried?
Fuck... my grandpa's funeral.
30) Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Not in a happy way
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Tresspassing, multiple speedings, canary, was going to be witness for rob adn kyle smashing that guys face in outside flannies.
33) Believe in Santa?
What age is this quiz aimed at..
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Probably... i wonder if i answer myself
35) Beach or pool?
Beach!
36) Can you cross your eyes??
Yep
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Couldnt say. The all time favourite has always been greenday. But the current song is probably something nickelback
38) Window seat or aisle?
Window
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Whats truly successful? if it were truly successful, then i would still be in it. Perhaps the question should read Are you in a truly etc..
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Never watched either. Jerry Springer
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind?
I would admit it if i got it. But i dont think i would.
44) How long does your shower lasts?
Varies extremely.
45) Do you drive a stick?
Nope
46) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream
47) Self-conscious?
Always
48)What time do you get up?
Between 6 and 3 sometime
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Nope
50) When was your first crush?
Grade 5.
51) Where do you wish you were?
Floating through space
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I'm a heartbreaker
53) Ever been given a ring?
All my jewlery is gifts
55) Last gift you received?
Christmas
56) Last sport you played?
Volleyball
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
Petrol, alcohol
58) Where do you live?
Langy
59) High School you attend(ed)?
Karingal.
60.) Last wedding you attended?
My uncles when i was like 7
61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
Subway ;), or kfc
62) Where do you work?
Safeway
63) Can you cook?
If it comes with extremely detailed instructions and is ready in 15 minutes or less.
64) Most hated food:
Onion
65) Can you sing?
Hell no. I try to though :S
66) Last kiss?
Random tequilla chick...?
67) Last concert attended?
Never have. Hopefully soon
68) Favorite Alcoholic(s)?
Hrmm is that meant to be alcoholic beverage?.. i'll assume so and say not sure, probably vodka.
69) Current crush?
Everyone knows.

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
A gentleman never tells :P
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
I don't even know what half of them are, don't do drugs.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
She really doesnt count i reckon, but i spose she technically was a gf for a little while so yes
4. Ever paid for sex?
Never
5. Ever been married?
no
6. Ever been divorced?
yes
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?
I'm not a very sexually orientated person. I suppose one in which i dont have to do anything.
8. Do you own any guns?
Only the grape gun
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
no...
10. Ever been to rehab?
No
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
See above photo. Thats about it.
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
Bah
13. What size are your breasts/dick?
about 18A and i dont have a ruler handy but i got no complaints
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Stupid chuck norris phase. It's stupid
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
None.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
Since becoming an adult? :P
17. How many states have you lived in?
1, though two countries. :D Scotland doesnt have states.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Hmm, do swords count
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
ooh. There are so many, yet so few come to mind at the moment. I'll have to come back to that
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
pfft
23. Ever been paid for sex?
pfft
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
these questions are getting notably worse
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
No..
26. What is your IQ?
Higher than most. Never done a legit one but internet ones usually give me in the top half a percent or whatever their highest thing is. between 130 and 150 on the ones ive done.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
Never heard of him
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Probably or there wouldnt have been such a fuss. but who cares
29. Fake tits or real tits???
Fake tits are for fake people.
30. Ever watch someone die?
I couldnt.
30. Name your favorite beer?
Usually i would say grolsh. But i think james squire amber ale is pretty good, i'll go with squire.

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sigh

I was so fired up for karaoke tonight. I was going to try to sing something and i was going to have a good time. But we didnt even make it to the freeway and amy turned around and dropped me off at home. I'm not sure if they are going without me or doing something else now. I brought the entire mood down it seems. I was told that more people were coming to karaoke tonight including amys work freinds. But then when amy picked me up it was just her and cara with a possibility of fudgey riding his bike up later on. So i was naturally disapointed and i was worried of how it would go since there wouldnt be enough people to avoid contact with trav. So amy said there is no point going anymore, so i said fine take me home. So she did.

I hate it. I have nobody i can go to. I'm now left alone and upset.

I wanna be a lion...

Last night was $120 worth of a headache alright. Go the mighty bus dancing! I can't beleive how nobody was fighting or anything. I was so bloody drunk but not sick either. I was about to say i didnt buy anything at any pubs either... but cleary i did due to the $50 that has now been reduced to a small pile of silver amounting to $1.

yes, tequilla shooters, frozen daquiri's and a james squire amber ale.

That dude from pug mahone (kiss my ass in gaelic, not sure on spelling) was bloody good though. Nice taste in music. Hmm i'm surprised i still have a voice, i was [singing] very loud for a long time. Fucking lower case i's... I can't be bothered going back and fixing them. I wish there was more to report on last night, but it is all a haze of vodka. I think the staff of the bus thing will remember me though. I made a total ass of myself. :)

Everybody wants to pass as cats.

Major Tom to Ground Control

I've been updating so many pointless posts here recently. There is just nothing else to really do. Today i get the pleasure of spending the day under sean's car. That'll be fun. Hopefully these bushes will be as easy to do as the ones on my car.

In other news: Party bus tomorrow! That'll be cool, i dont have to work until sunday :D. First weekend off in god knows how long. I think the first one ever.
What should i drink. I'm really getting over the whole getting horribly drunk. But i have a legacy to uphold. I must maintain my honour by completing the tequilla challenge which will no doubt be imposed upon me.

It seems i keep get distracted from blogs recently. I have to put pants on now before sean shows up

Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight

I am officially the most feeble, pathetic person ever.

I give up.

We are the champions.

No time for losers.

We won last night! Un-bloody-beleivable.

Best catch up's ever. by halfway through the second game we were 1 game down and about 15 - 5 down, we then won that game 35 to 20 something. Go us. We are in the semi finals next week! :D

In your honour I would die tonight

Well I'm hungover again. I'm going to have to cut back on drinking for a while. The party bus next week is going to be my last big one for a while. If I can't go out and have a few drinks and not get hammered then I will have to not drink.

Everyone is at the motor show today but I was too hungover to get out of bed at 9 and go with them. On the upside this hangover is putting me off eating anything, thus helping my diet. In an unhealthy horrible way. I might have to do a REAL detox after the party bus. As in only drinking water and eating 3 meals a day, but propper ones. I think my body has taken about as much abuse as my car has.

My dad got back from queensland last night/this morning and he wanted to take me out to lunch but I was too hungover for that too. I didn't get him a birthday present either. Hopefully he doesnt bring my brother back until after I go to work so I can get him a present tomorrow morning and go see him tomorrow afternoon. Damn all these lower case i's when I'm referring to myself, for some reason they are annoying me more than usual today. Ok I think I fixed most of them.

Speak of the devil, dad just called. I'm going to have a bbq with him it seems.

The rest of this post will be this afternoon hopefully.


//EDIT//

Ok it's the afternoon now. Well it was before anyway but now its after said afternoon.

In other news, tomorrow is the day. I know what im talking about at thats all that matters.

Hey tomorrow is volleyball as well. It's the last game, I think if we win we will make the finals :D. Thats kind of strange. Hopefully brooke, rach and rowan play now that they are back. We would have to win. It was unbelievable how often myself and fudge ended up face down in the sand last week. So much diving.

-Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.-

All tomorrows come from yesterdays

Well good old friday afternoon hangover posts. Oh how i've missed you...

Nothing entirely eventful happened last night actually. Nothing that i can think of anyway. Ben (hungry jacks ben) is finally unbanned.

Burnouts are on schedule for tonight i beleive. I don't think i should do them because knowing my luck i'll be the one who gets caught and loses my liscence. Almost lost it again today actually. A cop was overtaking me on the freeway when i was on the phone and i just dropped it in my lap and slapped in shut between my legs. He stayed next to me for a while looking at me and i was just staring straight forward with both hands clearly visible on the steering wheel. after a little while he accellerated more and pulled away from me. I hate them. Bloody pigs.

Some P plater in an old holden ute tried to race me today too. Not sure what it was exactly but the ones people do up all the time. looked clean but had nothin on me.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Quick Question

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.

Quiz Revised

I just found that old quiz that i've done like three times in the past few years, I might have another crack at it and see whats changed.

1.) Bold what is true.
2.) Leave plain what is false.
3.) Add something at the end.

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I'm smart.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave/wax my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look. (sometimes)
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have written my congressperson/MP.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with fewer than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my friends list.
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. who cares?
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months...
066. I have never been in a real relationship before.
067. I've rejected someone before.
068. has dissapeared!!
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least ten years older/younger
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have owned a minivan.
085. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie.
086. I have avoided work/school to play on LJ.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friends.
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've had a crush on somebody I have never met. (not formally)
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR.
130. I own over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I had mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything
138. I've done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other though not noticed by others.
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel
147. I love comfort food.
148. I'm a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it.
149. I'm Catholic
150. I can walk a mile without feeling like I'm going to die over.
151. I am a university student
152. I love/like to cook
153. I hate vacuuming with a passion.
154. I'm addicted to photography and picture frames.
155. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show
156. I generally get along with my parents.
157. I like Shakespeare
158. I like to sing.
159. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
160. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won't/can't because I don't want to hurt/be hurt by them.
161. I'm not "mainstream" when it comes to religion.
162. I've counted down the days until the summer.
163. I've fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering.
164. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
165. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life.
166. I love Digimon and wear goggles to school.
167. I have been to an anime convention.
168. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
169. I like to roleplay.
170. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
171. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
172. I read hardcore Christian Bible Tracts because I think they're funny.
173. I hate to drive.
174. I'm unemployed but would rather sit on my butt and play video games than look for a job.
175. I come from a southern, highly religious family and have chosen to keep a major part of my life secret from my family for now because I know they will disown me the day they find out.
176. I have a serious taste for older women--older, snarky, sarcastic women.
177. I had a happy childhood. for the most part.
178. I have an unhealthy obsession with certain child actors.
179. I am an only child.
180. I have more than five different lotions on my desk right now.
181. I have a more active online social life than IRL.
182. Sometimes, I actually like my job
183. I'm the youngest child.
184. I have had something I wrote/drew/photographed/etc. published.
185. I think the pro-life movement and the pro-choice movement both have their collective, respective heads up their arses.
186. I own an iPod.
187. I get a headache sometimes when I sleep really late.
188. I have a "LiveStrong" bracelet
189. I am currently wearing an article of clothing that belongs(ed) to someone else.
190. My life currently consists of work,school and sleep.
191. I should be sleeping right now...
192. someone i knew REALLY well has passed - away.
193. I honestly believe everyone has an inner Tellytubbie
194. I have fallen in love with someone who I thought was one person, and he/she turned out to be different from what I expected.
195. my life is so crazy and confusing right now that i feel that i just hafta go with the flow for awhile because otherwise i will regret something that i did or will do...
196. I have actually started off a story about something that happened to me with "One time at band camp..."
197. I own more than 10 pairs of shoes.
198. I have a hard time saying no to people
199. I own more than two cardigans.
200. i have gone swimming without a bathing suit/completly naked
201. I like to layer my clothing.
202. I pretend I have my shit together, when really I'm clueless.
203. It takes me years to tell a crush that I like them
204. I have an awesome last name.
205. I am in or have been in a relationship that requires at least a paragraph of explanation before other people stop referring to it or viewing it inaccurately.
206. I like it that way.
207. The person I was five years ago probably wouldn't like the person I am now.
208. I am keeping a secret that could destroy someone's life.
209. I think people should worry less about hurting peoples feelings and what others will think, and just say what they really think/feel.
210. I believe there are exceptions to everything.
211. I have written my name by pissing.
212. I wish I could talk to her.

Some people call me the space cowboy

I've been making an effort recently to get healthier as i'm sure most of you know by now. I've lost a bit of weight and gained a bit of muscle so i'm quite happy at that... I want to lose a little more weight and hopefully be able to see my stomache muscles then i'll be happy. Though also I want to settle down a little bit. I won't get horribly plastered very often. Maybe every now and again there shall be a tequilla challenge but thats all. I'll have a couple of drinks and go to the pubs and clubs every now and again. Hopefully I can find someone i can settle down with and go out to movies with and enjoy their general company. Someone I can have an intelligent conversation and still has a personality. I think i'd like that, especially going back to uni now. I need someone to keep me company while im studying and someone i can keep company while they are doing whatever they do.

I might start going for a run in the mornings too. I'm going to start eating properly again now, so hopefully going for a regular run will keep the weight off. Ok so maybe i'm just saying this, who knows whether or not i actually will. Though i've kept my pushups and situps going. I've been doing my 20 pushups and 30 situps in the morning occasionally some more at night.

I think tomoro i'll drive to clayton to get my text books and stuff for uni. Might be interesting to read. Anyone up for a drive?


Does anyone have a plan for their life?

Personally mine's a loose plan, more of a guideline perhaps. I want to finish my course, do my honours year then try to get work in research. Hopefully if i can get paid to do the research for my PhD then i'll do that if i can. I'd like to meet the girl i want to spend my life with by then. Hopefully move into a house with them by the time im 25-26 get married at 27-28. I would look for a house not too far from here actually if i was working at CSIRO which is where most graduate students work. I'd want 2 boys and a girl when i have kids.

Anyone else got any plans?

I'm just a teenage dirtbag

Well last night was another amusing one. I may have picked up a 26 year old had we not left early. Or well, she picked up me technically lol. She didnt look 26 at all more like 21 maybe. But the very fact that she is 26 is kinda bad. Also lives near the city so er... don't think i'll be calling her. Or more specifically, i think next time me and jason get drunk together we will call her... not that i think we should. It's just one of those things that happens.

Due to blogger being down all morning i've forgotten what else i was going to post about though. Maybe tomoro.

Just actin' like we're animals!!

That song is so cool!

Well i finally put a comment on my last post, was quite a rant. Beleive it or not i did not have any idea what i was putting there when i first posted the blog. It stemmed from fudgey's post the other day. There is a few things i wasnt sure if i should really put there but I thought fuck it. It's there now.

Last night was quite cool but hangovers blow. I may have been slightly ejected from flanagans last night. Man it's been a while since thats happened. woah... random cool chick

Some random chick bought me and jason tequilla gave me over half a pint of bourbon kissed me then walked off... it was the weirdest thing ever. From what i remember she wasnt that bad either. Though there isnt alot i can remember. I dont know if i really want to drink again tonight, but i dont think i'll have much fun if i dont. Darn.

I'll be your dirty little secret and you'll be mine.

Ok i have changed my post settings to allow for anonymous comments. I want everyone to post one absolute truth, this is why i give the anonymous option. People tend to be far more honest when given anonymity.